don't ask

don't ask he's awake entirely too early

trip to the RMV and he's convinced

they get paid more to be rude

it's 830am and this middle aged man

is already having a bad day

he smiles and realizes he can get nowhere

with this woman she is dead set on being

miserable

'look here—read line 2'

'sign here—in the box'

'sit there—look here

and smile if you want.'

don't ask he thinks she must be up

entirely too early as well

luckily the entire miserable

process only took 15 minutes...